CSCI 2000 was so much fun

and as reminded all the time, it was year #31
With 5 new counselors it was a great staff,

but nothing topped Natans laugh.

Rabbi, Rabbi T.
keeps things smooth "togeder" with Rabbi G.
he videos for so many hours,

but why all the flowers,

but why all the flowers?

Some things changed like the new electric gate,

but no we couldn’t touch it because it might break.
Movies on the bus we were told we couldn’t see
except for Amnon Yitzchok and discovery.

Our head staff this year got a new member
who it seems began working in the middle of December.

Right away we realized what made him tick
his Mets fishing hat and his wakeup stick.

Our other assistant is in his second year
and still hasn’t figured out matching choir gear.
To lead Shabbos zemiros was his request
too bad Shlomo’s a permanent guest.

About our head counselor there is a lot to say,
but soon the ac’s going off and we don’t have all day.
Just last week he was looking a bit weird
when he couldn’t figure out what to do with his beard.

When someone wants quiet they shouldn’t have to wait,
even if it is a half-hour late.

Bottled water is expensive what’s wrong with the ocean,
but nothing is worse than suntan lotion.

Things weren’t always easy on tour A
with Zecharia’s driving speed it would take them all day.

Even with Yanky and Ro’ee as the medic
couldn’t save them from flat tires and a bomb tick.

B’s driver was the best, although not named Tony
whether it was Pavel or our very own Yoni.

B+’s on the other hand was a big pest,
and what was up with his Eilat guest?

Although to shifts were needed for Eilat this year
no matter what a life jacket you had to wear.

We all had a blast, and no one came back white,
but the best part was beating the traffic Thursday night.

Color war this year really was great
except for the game, which was 84 to 8.

The new rule was no comedy,
but at least we had James Randi.

There are other things in camp that should be stated
all the food is great but the subways are overrated.
We even have counselors sporting goatees,
but the best part is that we have moving trees.

Camp this year had different ways to make money
some were normal and others were funny.
Elisheva sold mezuzahs for 119,
while Motti made 600 at the slot machine.

In just a couple of day we will be going home
and Larry’s hair will only need a comb.

Next year we hope to all return
with Moshaich here and a married Simcha Stern!

13 - are the cats that roam around camp

12 - on the 12^th we arrived in Yisrael
11 - are number of Miami kids
10 - are the SA’s, that do no work
9 - are the courses at every meal
8 - is the room number of Ro’ee
7 - are the counselors in camp
6 - are the weeks in S’dei Chemed
5 - is the hour of wake-up
4 - are the T’s (Teitelbaum’s)
3 - are the tours
2 - are the hours of sleep we get
1 - One is the Camp, One is the Camp, One is the Camp………………CSCI!